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Title: Confessions
Post by: musicman on March 22, 2009, 12:59:09 AM

Three nuns are required to go to a daily confessional (they will be referred to as Nun 1, Nun 2, and Nun 2 Gude.

The priest enters and sprinkles holy water on his head.  This is followed by Nun 2 Gude snickering under her breath.

Nun 1 enters and says "forgive me father for I have sinned.  Today I allowed the elevator door to close with a man running to try and catch it."

The priest says I absolve you of your sins.  Say three Hail Marys and sprinkle some holy water on your head.  Nun 2 gude begins to laugh out loud noticeably. 

Nun 2 enters and says "forgive me father for I have sinned.  Today I looked upon a man with lust." 

The priest says I absolve you of your sins.  Say 10 Hail Marrys and sprinkle some holy water on your head.  At this point Nun 2 Gude laughs uncontrollably and historically.

The priest says, my dear what is so funny and what is your sin?

Nun 2 Gude answers with,


"I peed in the holy water".   

Title: Re: Confessions
Post by: aqrinc on March 22, 2009, 01:31:32 AM

musicman,

You have a bent screw or rusted nut, somewhere in your theological solvamatic system.

Now it is either that; or something else; ??? nun too gude for you. ::)

george. ;D

Title: Re: Confessions
Post by: John9362 on March 22, 2009, 01:56:02 AM

Very WEAK  :( ::) :( ::) :( ::)

Title: Re: Confessions
Post by: Deborah-Leigh on March 22, 2009, 09:08:57 AM

Perhaps because I am an ex-Catholic I think that is quite funny musicman.  :D

Worse has happened within those falsely acclaimed hallowed halls of sanctimonious hypocrisies of the Pagan Catholic Church.

Arc

Title: Re: Confessions
Post by: Ninny on March 22, 2009, 09:45:31 AM

 :o :o :o Musicman! How could you malign the lowly nuns in such a way? SO irreverent you are!! REPENT, you sinner!!
sad :( :(
Go to confession immediately! >:(
 ;) :D

Title: Re: Confessions
Post by: judith collier on March 23, 2009, 06:29:07 AM

Musicman, my 8 yr. old grandson might appreciate that. Judy

Title: Re: Confessions
Post by: John9362 on March 24, 2009, 06:27:32 AM

Musicman, my 8 yr. old grandson might appreciate that. Judy

Heheheheheh.....LOL !! Now thats funny .....Thanks Judy  ;) ;D