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Title: Going deaf
Post by: stephen on April 17, 2009, 04:53:26 PM

One of my favourites!!!!

A Couple in their nineties were both having trouble remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor told them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. "Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?" he asks.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Sure."
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so's not to forget it?"
He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?" she asks.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!"
Then he toddles off to the kitchen. Twenty minutes later, the old man returns and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
After staring at the plate for a while she says. "Where's my toast ?"


Stephen

Title: Re: Going deaf
Post by: gmik on April 17, 2009, 08:08:07 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

Funny, but getting too close to the truth!!

Title: Re: Going deaf
Post by: mhykx on April 17, 2009, 09:05:14 PM

Thanks Stephen for the morning laugh!  ;D

Mike
7:05 am, April 18  ;D

Title: Re: Going deaf
Post by: gmik on April 18, 2009, 02:26:33 AM

Your daughter is adorable!!!  Is she in that "princess" stage??  Emma is 5 and that is all she plays!!

Title: Re: Going deaf
Post by: charrie on April 18, 2009, 08:11:36 AM

Yes, thanks, Stephen, for the laugh. :D

Charrie :-*

Title: Re: Going deaf
Post by: iris on April 20, 2009, 05:30:50 PM

Thanks for the laugh!!!

 ;D  ;D  ;D


Iris

Title: Re: Going deaf
Post by: EKnight on April 20, 2009, 08:18:50 PM

Ha ha ha  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Thanks

Eileen