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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: aqrinc on April 26, 2009, 09:40:46 PM
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Got this one from a totally twisted friend, someday though, we will have him on BT.
Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees..
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five- gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee..
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in
his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast. :P
george. ;D :o
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Ahahaha! That was funny! That's funny to me because we once had a neighbor who had a pond that people fished in. I don't know if anyone ever swam in it, but I DO know there was an alligator in his pond!! That sounds exactly what he would have said! ;D ;D :D
Kathy ;)
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Good one George. Just shows you, you can never get a good man down.
Stephen
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May you guys dream dreams, have visions and swim with alligators naked!!!!! I bet they would come after you first, guess why!!!! Judy
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May you guys dream dreams, have visions and swim with alligators naked!!!!! I bet they would come after you first, guess why!!!! Judy
Oh ok, I give up, why would they go for the guys first Judy? Because they recognise them as kindred souls and therefore competition? ;D ;D ;D
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Jassy, think worms!!! Judy
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Judy, you are bad!!!
I have a pond with snapper turtles and I wouldn't go within five feet. They killed all the ducks. :( :( :(
Eileen
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Yeah Judy, I figured you were being naughty, but notice how I forced you to admit it by pretending ignorance. ;D