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Title: For de fatties - Da pasta Diet
Post by: stephen on May 11, 2009, 07:13:39 AM

                                                                  The Pasta Diet and Your Health



                                                            ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!


                                                                                 





1.. You walk pasta da bakery.

2... You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.

You will lose weight!

AND....

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.


1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the English.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Title: Re: For de fatties - Da pasta Diet
Post by: cherokee on May 11, 2009, 10:40:36 AM

Good one Stephen.   :)

I'm on the "sea" food diet.  ;)

I "see" food, I eat it.   ;D

Suzie

Title: Re: For de fatties - Da pasta Diet
Post by: stephen on May 11, 2009, 11:21:26 AM

I've been on that diet my whole life. My mom always says I'm digging my grave with my teeth.

Stephen

Title: Re: For de fatties - Da pasta Diet
Post by: Astrapho on May 11, 2009, 03:04:17 PM

Wow! I must tell my friends to switch to the pasta diet!

They love seafood.

Title: Re: For de fatties - Da pasta Diet
Post by: cjwood on May 12, 2009, 02:26:41 AM

very enjoyable thread stephen. as a matter of fact i enjoyed reading it while eating a couple of hersey kisses. i walked pasta da candy jar on my kitchen counter, then walked pasta da jar again and rescued the cute little kisses as they glared at me as i walked pasta da jar the first time round. you come up with some dillies.

claudia

Title: Re: For de fatties - Da pasta Diet
Post by: Phil3:10 on May 12, 2009, 03:33:41 PM

The only diet that always works is if it taste good spit it out.