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Title: Sister Mary Katherine
Post by: John9362 on April 03, 2014, 09:40:42 PM
Sister Mary Katherine entered the Convent of Silence.
The Priest said, 'Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome to stay here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so.'
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, 'Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.'
Sister Mary Katherine said, 'Hard bed.'
'I'm sorry to hear that,' the Priest said, 'We will get you a better bed.'
After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was summoned by the Priest. You may say another two words.
'Cold food,' said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. 'You may say two words today.'
'I quit,' said Sister Mary Katherine.
'It's probably best,' said the Priest, 'You've done nothing but complain since you got here.

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Title: Re: Sister Mary Katherine
Post by: Rhys on April 04, 2014, 01:25:12 AM
haha....yes so much complaining  ;D

Title: Re: Sister Mary Katherine
Post by: dogcombat on April 05, 2014, 11:40:16 AM
Gee!  And I thought she would say the bed was "too comfortable".