YOU TWO FRUITCAKES!!! How will I ever get to sleep! first Janine had me cracking up with hubby's nose hair situation! ALL too common!! Let me tell you a secret...I was lying in bed reading this on my iPod when I was starting to snicker and laugh..well MY husband was sleeping and so I had to quickly run from the room and get on my computer!! It is almost 11PM I am OLD!! I NEED sleep!!! But NO! first MM all the screaming...please! how am I supposed to go to sleep??? I mean I am laughing so hard I can barely breathe!!!
Oh, Janine...I have tried to be nice to these two, but I'm not even going to tell you where THAT got me!
Ok now...Little Music...I have a suggestion for you...if you were not killed by the hedge trimmer...PLEASE let me come and cut that hair for you!!!! I promise I'll be gentle!!
I'm cracking up here.... MM You KNOW I won't hurt you!! unless of course...you make me laugh while I'm doing the cutting...that could be dangerous...
anyway...now...Longhorn...oh PLEASE......pleeeezzz can I be your assistant?! I want to hit you over the head with a sock filled with stale rock hard Lorna Dune..wedding cookies?? couldn't we just put some ROCKS in the sock??hahahahahaha! ok, ok aquarium gravel then....
I feel better now...maybe I can sleep! I hope I don't dream about shaving gorillas or something....
Geez, I haven't laughed all by myself in the dark in well...in a long time!!! hehehehe!!
I hope you're ok Musicman...you have to be..You're the King of North Cuba!!!!
Longhorn, I don't want to see your butt covered in Fire Ants!! No I don't...that would be scary and that would really hurt!!!
And when it's all said and done...I am really fond of you guys! and if we don't ALL get banned from the forum after this...well we'll know that God sorta likes us and He knows that you two guys are ok..you just need a little guidance! That's what I'm here for...I may need some reinforcements!!
Kathy (yawn)
I'm sorry, Craig, Marques, Dave, Rene', Dennis, Kat...etc....I guess I don't help you control Longhorn and Musicman very well, I try....