I recieved this in an email and had to share it with you all. Hope you all get as big a kick out of it as I did. 

Suzie
Have you ever told a white lie? You are 
going to love this. Especially anyone 
who has baked for church events. 
Alice Grayson was to bake a cake for 
the Baptist Church Ladies' Group bake
sale in Tuscaloosa, but she forgot 
about it until the last Minute. 
She remembered it the morning of the 
bake sale and after rummaging through 
cabinets she found an angel food cake
mix and quickly made it. While drying 
her hair and dressing and helping her 
son Bryan pack up for Scout camp. 
But, when Alice took the cake from 
the oven, the center had dropped flat 
and the cake was horribly disfigured. 
She said, "Oh dear, there's no time bake
another cake." 
This cake was so important to Alice 
because she did so want to fit in at 
her new church, and in her new 
community of new friends. 
So, being inventive, she looked around 
the house for something to build up the 
center of the cake. Alice found it in the
bathroom, a roll of toilet paper. She plunked
it in and then covered it with icing. Not 
only did the finished product look beautiful, 
it looked perfect! 
Before she left the house to drop the cake 
by the church and head for work, Alice woke 
her daughter Amanda and gave her some 
money and specific instructions to be at the 
bake sale the minute it opened at 9:30, and 
to buy this cake and bring it home. 
When the daughter arrived at the sale, she 
found that the attractive, perfect cake had 
already been sold! Amanda grabbed her 
cell phone and called her mother. 
Alice was horrified. She was beside herself. 
Everyone would know! What would they 
think of her? She would be ostracized, 
talked about, ridiculed. 
That night Alice was laying awake in bed 
thinking about people pointing their fingers 
at her and talking about her behind her 
back. 
The next day Alice promised herself that 
she would try not to think about the 
cake and she would attend the fancy 
luncheon/bridal shower at the home of 
a friend of a friend and try to have a 
good time there. 
She did not really want to attend 
because the hostess was a real snob 
who more than once had looked down 
her nose at Alice because Alice was a 
single parent and not from one of the 
founding families of Tuscaloosa. 
Having already RSVP'd she could not 
think of a believable excuse to stay 
away. The meal was elegant; the 
company was definitely upper crust 
Old South...To Alice's horror, the cake
in question was presented for dessert! 
Alice felt the blood drain from her 
body when she saw it being brought
in. She started out of her chair to rush 
to the hostess and tell her all about it, 
but before she could get to her feet, the
Mayor's wife said, "What a beautiful 
cake!" 
"Thank you", said the snobby hostess, 
"I baked it myself!" 
Alice sat back and smiled, "GOD IS GOOD."