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Craig

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Man's best friend
« on: March 08, 2008, 02:54:34 PM »
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
 
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.
 
When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you?

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Deborah-Leigh

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2008, 03:46:20 PM »
LOL ;D That is a lesson in character building! :D ;D
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lilitalienboi16

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2008, 07:56:24 PM »
ROFL CRAIG, you crack me up ! Good stuff, hehe
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musicman

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2008, 12:40:18 AM »
Oh my God!!!   That would be cruelty to animals.  I would never lock a dog in a trunk.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2008, 09:37:07 PM by musicman »
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Vangie

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2008, 10:47:26 AM »
but lots of fun for the wife I guess!? ::)  Pretty funny-I just hope my hubby doesn't try it--hee hee.
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Sorin

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2008, 08:00:55 PM »
Quote from: musicman on March 09, 2008, 12:40:18 AM
Oh my God!!!   That would be cruelty to animals.


Bwahahahahahaha! Yes, it would be!   ;D
« Last Edit: March 09, 2008, 08:07:24 PM by Sorin »
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David

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2008, 09:35:06 AM »
Quote from: musicman on March 09, 2008, 12:40:18 AM
Oh my God!!!   That would be cruelty to animals.  I would never lock a dog in a trunk.

It would even more cruel to lock your dog in the trunk with your wife, poor thing has to listen to her the whole trip  ;D
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Samson

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2008, 10:04:11 AM »

         The price a Husband would have to pay when opening that Trunk might exceed the desire to help that Dog, poor Dog, oh that poor Dog, better that Dog than me.

                                       Samson.
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Dante

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2008, 11:20:11 AM »
There isn't enough room in the cab of my truck for my son, his car seat, me, AND MY WIFE.
My dog takes up most of the bed, since he is so big, so my wife wouldn't fit there.
 ::)
So I usually strap her to the hood of my truck. But she is always complaining about the bugs, the cold and other motorists honking.
That is all she does is complain!!! I tell her to stop flapping her lips, but she says it is tough not to when we get up to 60 mpg or so.
She always has an excuse. Jeez,...women!!!!
I think the TRUNK would be a nice change for her, and maybe she might not complain so much.
 ;D
Just kidding!!!!
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Craig

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2008, 11:24:18 AM »
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So I usually strap her to the hood of my truck. But she is always complaining about the bugs, the cold and other motorists honking.
That is all she does is complain!!! I tell her to stop flapping her lips, but she says it is tough not to when we get up to 60 mpg or so.

Does she look anything like this?
http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,5937.0.html

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Sorin

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2008, 12:19:03 PM »
Bwahahahahaha!
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gmik

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« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2008, 11:17:17 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D

You guys are hilarious!!!  A merry heart doeth good like medicine.  I don't think I will share this thread w/ my hubby tho!

(I guess I will wait and let Hillary take care of you MEN!!) :D
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lilitalienboi16

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2008, 11:33:51 PM »
Quote from: gmik on March 10, 2008, 11:17:17 PM
;D ;D ;D

You guys are hilarious!!!  A merry heart doeth good like medicine.  I don't think I will share this thread w/ my hubby tho!

(I guess I will wait and let Hillary take care of you MEN!!) :D

rofl
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Samson

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2008, 12:01:47 AM »
Quote from: gmik on March 10, 2008, 11:17:17 PM
;D ;D ;D

You guys are hilarious!!!  A merry heart doeth good like medicine.  I don't think I will share this thread w/ my hubby tho!

(I guess I will wait and let Hillary take care of you MEN!!) :D
                 Ha Ha GMILK,

                                    If their was a deserted Island and Hillary was the only Woman and I was the only Man, I'd would be one lonely Man and glad theirs' two sides of an Island(only kidding), with Bill Clinton on board, Hillary has her plate full with MEN, already. I don't have a Dog, but that trunk is not a bad idea.

                                        JUST ONE OF THOSE MERRY MEN, SAMSON.
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Dante

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2008, 11:31:29 AM »
Oh man,.....you are to funny Craig.
Actually I have her facing the other way. That way the wind drag is not as much, and she gets a free meal on the way (Bug sandwiches) ;D......LOL!!!!
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Vangie

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2008, 11:10:28 AM »
You guys are too much!  Catching up on this thread just cheered up my morning immensely.  Thanks for the grins! ;D
Love,
Vangie
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Sorin

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2008, 01:04:42 PM »
Quote from: Samson on March 11, 2008, 12:01:47 AM
Quote from: gmik on March 10, 2008, 11:17:17 PM
;D ;D ;D

You guys are hilarious!!!  A merry heart doeth good like medicine.  I don't think I will share this thread w/ my hubby tho!

(I guess I will wait and let Hillary take care of you MEN!!) :D
                Ha Ha GMILK,

                                    If their was a deserted Island and Hillary was the only Woman and I was the only Man, I'd would be one lonely Man and glad theirs' two sides of an Island(only kidding), with Bill Clinton on board, Hillary has her plate full with MEN, already. I don't have a Dog, but that trunk is not a bad idea.

                                        JUST ONE OF THOSE MERRY MEN, SAMSON.

LOLZ GMIK! He called you "GMILK"  ;D

Got milk? Nope, I got gmilk!  :P
« Last Edit: March 13, 2008, 01:06:51 PM by Sorin »
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Samson

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Re: Man's best friend
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2008, 01:27:37 PM »
Sorry Gmik, I never realized that I mistakenly called you Gmilk, its possible I've done that before, it's like some people accidentally calling me Sampson, instead of Samson, maybe it was a Freudian slip on my part or my brain is not what it once was, glad you picked up on that Sorin, I gotta start taking those Omega Three's again.

                           LOL, Sampson, oops, I mean Samson.
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