How bout?
I'm gonna quit the army after this last mission to Iraq.
Hey, are you the guy who made that mob hit the other day?
I'd love to go swimming with the fishes.
Hey, I think your daughter left these in my apartment last night.
May I buy your lady friend a drink?
Come on, the sharks only come near shore when it's dark.
Oh now, they're just kindergartners. I can handle it.
Oh it's nothing honey, your just getting a little fat.
Sorry offixcer, I didn't know I was going 75. That curve back there must have slowed me down.
Hey offixcer, since joining the force, have they begun requiring new recruits to have at least a third grade education?
Hey professor, sorry my assignment's so late but. . . Oh my god, that's not a picture of your wife is it?
(While talking on a cell phone) Yeah honey, I just hit this idiots' car and. . . oh hey, it's Mike Tyson.
Hey Oprah, you gonna eat that?
(At a scientist of America conference) You know, I don't believe in evolution.
(In church on Easter Sunday) Say, did you know that the trinity is a hoax?
(While attending the Creation Institute Museum) What is this, the Flintstones?
(At an atheists r us picnic) Man that dip taste like the primordial ooooz from your Bio Genisis farce.
Hey Tom Cruz, yo mama looks like Xenu!!