The Parrot 
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a 
bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's 
mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
 
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently 
saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could 
think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
 
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot 
yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even 
ruder. 
John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him 
in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and 
screamed. 
   
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a 
minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door 
to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched 
arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language 
and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate 
transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my 
rude and unforgivable behavior." 
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. 
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change 
in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"