Guess I'm going to hell now!!

[daywalker]

This actually happened a few months ago, but I was thinking about it today, and thought I'd share...


It's about 6:00pm on Sunday evening. I hear a 'knock' on my front door. Hmm.... who might that be? I open the door. Two older well-dressed ladies are standing on my porch. I can see a bible and JW papers in each of their hands.

The lady on the right says, "habla espanol?"

To which I reply, "Nope."

"Oh.. ok... sorry..." And they turn around and start to walk down my steps.

"D--n, guess I'm going to hell now!"

Both ladies turn back with stunned looks on their faces [they must've understood what I said...] Then turn around and walk away, each mumbling to each other...


Well, I thought it went well... 

- Daywalker. 

[musicman]

They probably thought you told them to go to hell.  JWs don't belive in hell.

[daywalker]

They probably thought you told them to go to hell.  JWs don't belive in hell.

LOL.. yeah, I know they don't.. just thought it was funny how they reacted 

[indianabob]

Hey be careful how you speak to JW's daywalker,
Who knows, God may be planning to call them yet, and they could pass you up and be your supervisor in the Kingdom. se habla espanol, gringo   

[daywalker]

Hey be careful how you speak to JW's daywalker,
Who knows, God may be planning to call them yet, and they could pass you up and be your supervisor in the Kingdom. se habla espanol, gringo   

hahaha Lol.. well, I guess that's God's decision anyways, right? I've learned a little Spanish here and there, just enough to understand when someone is talkin' trash but not enough to have a conversation...