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Marky Mark

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Rays sense of humor...
« on: October 31, 2009, 03:58:27 PM »

Hello all.

  I thought this would be fun. We all know how Rays sense of humor shines through in all of his writings. I thought it would be cool (((to list))) some of his marvelous anecdotal elements that we come across when reading his material.

   Come on now, we have all read them.:-X   So I'll start off with this one.


From an email reply.
http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,7167.0.html

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Would you serve wedding cake in a dog's dish?
:o :D



Peace...Mark

Hint;   THE MORE YOU READ... ;)  THE MORE YOU WILL FIND...
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aqrinc

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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2009, 09:29:37 PM »



I can use this one too: !!Wrong!! Paleface!!

drag curser over second word.

george ;D 8) ::)

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Samson

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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2009, 10:11:34 AM »



I can use this one too: !!Wrong!! Paleface!!

drag curser over second word.

george ;D 8) ::)




George,


            That was pretty good, it's one of Ray's most typical replies to incorrect answers. I was looking for the Paleface, didn't see it, but proceeded to follow your instructions. I want to participate in this exercise too, but will wait until Tomorrow when I have more time to think and reflect(My Day Off). Going through the lack of Daylight Savings Blues today and have to work.

                                    Kind Regards, Samson.
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lauriellen

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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2009, 11:37:08 AM »

i always think it is funny when he gets worked up and says "they're INSANE! they're DEMENTED! ECT.......".....i don't know why that always makes me laugh....
lauriellen
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bluzman

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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2009, 11:50:00 AM »

Ray; Does a cat have a tail?
I did a couple of searches but could not find a specific quote, but found some very interested reading non the less.
Peace,   Bluzman
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cjwood

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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2009, 12:24:32 AM »

great idea mark.  and george, you are so very clever with the keyboard.  i will look into some of ray's writings and emails to come up with some of his quotes.

claudia
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geokuhns

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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2009, 12:59:00 AM »

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cjwood

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« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2009, 01:38:57 AM »

here's part of a reply to an email to ray in 2006.  it is so ray.

'One doesn't need to know how to spell properly in order to understand God's Word--I am proof of that.
Ray'


 :D :D :D

claudia
 
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Ninny

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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2009, 08:28:12 AM »

Now Claudia..Lots of us can identify with THAT statement by Ray! I won't mention any names!  ;) :D
Kathy ;)
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Ninny

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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2009, 09:08:36 AM »

Ha! What about the email Craig just posted?? Read it...I just found a new favorite funny from Ray...


"I have given this same challenge to hundreds of detractors and critics from the world of Christendom, and to date, NOT ONE has been able to do it.  Maybe you will be the first?  I will now hold my breath................................." (Ray)

Now that right there is funny to me! I hope he really doesn't hold his breath!!! He'll turn blue!! :D
Kathy ;)
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bambam

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« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2009, 10:31:45 AM »

Ninny,

I just read that in one of Ray's emails.  Too funny!  He does have a way with words.:)
Beth
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jacobbsladdr

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« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2009, 11:19:58 AM »

I love it when Ray says "Oh Really?" it just cracks me up how it rolls off his tongue.  I start laughing so bad I choke on my drink when driving and listening to him.
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Kat

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« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2009, 12:16:12 PM »


I like this one and found it in a few places  ;D


Listen carefully once more, this is not rocket science.
http://bible-truths.com/email17.htm


Am I going too fast for anyone? This is not rocket science. These Scriptures are easy!
http://bible-truths.com/lake2.html


What a revelation! That’s right, boys and girls, living people are "ALIVE" and dead people are "DEAD." This is not rocket science!
http://bible-truths.com/lake3.html


This is not rocket science. When Satan blinds the minds of people, they "believe NOT.
http://www.bible-truths.com/lake9.html


And since God is ALL mighty and ALL-powerful He can ALWAYS dominate.

One does not need to be a rocket scientist to see what God did in this situation and all such situations in the history of the human race.
http://bible-truths.com/lake15.html


Notice God’s Word, "SHALL go forth…," "SHALL accomplish that which I please…" and it "SHALL prosper in the thing whereto I sent it." This is not rocket science. This is 1, 2, 3, elementary deduction:
http://bible-truths.com/lake5.html


"NO MAN CAN SAY THAT JESUS IS THE LORD, BUT BY the Holy Spirit"

This is not rocket science to believe these verses, but the carnal mind will fight these verses all day long!
http://bible-truths.com/email5.htm


Now when that animal is offered for the sin is that animal guilty of speaking harshly to it’s wife?  Come on this is not rocket science.  It’s a sin OFFERING, it’s not ‘the’ sin.
http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,6719.0.html


I mean it is scientist that invented computers, automobiles, rocket ships and pacemakers.  It is scientist that do this not theologians.  Most theologians do not invent lasers, scientists do.  So don’t think that all scientist are stupid or something.  You know when we say, ‘you don’t need to be a rocket scientist,’ why do we say that?  Why do we use that terminology?  Because to be a rocket scientist you’ve got to have more formulas and more knowledge about physics and quantum math, engineering, general science, specific science and specialized science, than you can shake a stick at.  These men are absolute geniuses.
http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,5815.0.html

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Marky Mark

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Re: Rays sense of humor...
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2009, 04:14:15 PM »

Keep-um coming ;D

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Don’t be deceived with this sweet honey dripping sanctimonious nonsense that you hear from all the pews around the country and on television.

http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,7414.0.html


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jacobbsladdr

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« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2009, 05:00:56 PM »

How about when Ray said:

" And you say this is "LITERAL," do you? What beast is there that can first of all "blaspheme?" Have SEVEN HEAD?" With TEN HORNS?"  Is a cross between a LEOPARD, BEAR and a LION? And it LIVES IN THE  O-C-E-A-N?  "Literal?"  "AM I GOING TOO FAST FOR YOU?" (EMPHASIS IS MINE - JACOB)

God be with you,

Ray
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« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2009, 05:05:42 PM »

From LOF 1:

But, on the other hand, ALL life is NOT like grass in certain other ways. Not all life is attached to the ground, unintelligent, and colored green! Am I going too fast for anyone?
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mharrell08

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« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2009, 05:22:18 PM »

I remember laughing out loud at this part...this was the 1st bible study I had listened to (http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,6452.0.html):

Act 17:31  Because He (God) hath appointed a day, in the which He (God) will judge the world in righteousness by that Man (Jesus Christ) whom He hath ordained; whereof He hath given assurance unto all men, in that He hath raised Him from the dead.

God is going to send the Man that died for our sins and raised back up from the dead.  As an assurance to the people that are being judged you see, that there is a future life for them in righteousness.  But first they have to be judged. 

Who is the assurance given to?  ALL men! 
When is this assurance going to be given to them?  In judgment. 
But what kind of assurance can you give people in judgment, that is IF the assurance is for sure you are going to hell for all eternity?  Because if you wasn’t (going to hell) you would have already come up in the first resurrection, which you didn’t… so you are all going to hell?  Now how do you like that for the assurance, that is in Christ Jesus? GOSH, can't we see these things??!!!



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G. Driggs

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« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2009, 07:27:55 PM »

I think of this one often, one of my favourites.
From http://www.bible-truths.com/email2.htm

"There is a great PURPOSE in it all. And all will turn out just great in the end. We need a spirit of wisdom to trust God that He knows EXACTLY WHAT HE IS DOING DOWN TO THE VIBRATION OF THE LAST ELECTRON."

I know this was about Ray's sense of humor, but this is just one of them things he said I never forgot.

G.Driggs
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« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2009, 02:29:44 AM »

 Kittens
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Hello again Ray,
I wanted to say hello again and remind you that you are still loved and being prayed for! I wanted to tell you, too that today I was reading the LOF part 7 an as I read your words once again I was reminded of the kind of man you are...you said:

"I see a kind and gentle loving God in the face of a kitten."


Oh my gosh! there is more gentleness in that statement than you may realize!...


i love it when ray talks about kittens and cats.  he and manuela have cats.  i have cats...

claudia



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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2009, 03:02:04 AM »

 Tithe
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Feel better now?  Hell knows no fury like a Christian who has been shown the Truth.
Ray


i know he's said this at least a gazillion times.  :D

claudia
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