IF ALL ELSE FAILS....

[Ninny]

I can't believe how dumb some people are!!!  Every time I opened this website the words kept getting smaller and smaller!!! The font was so tiny that little line up there that says "home, help, search..etc" had all but become invisible!! I was about to send out an urgent plea  for help!!!  Then I noticed my email page had gotten smaller as well!! I thought "THERE IS A GREMLIN IN MY COMPUTER!!"    My eyes are bad enough without the words getting so small! I was beginning to think I was going blind..or crazy!!

So...I looked up at the line on the browser where it has the File, Edit, View, etc..and I thought "Hmm there has GOT to be a way to fix this!! WELL! I clicked on VIEW and looky what I found!!! The word ZOOM! That's what I needed!! I needed to ZOOM it up big!! Lo and behold it said "zoom in" ctrl++ "zoom out" ctrl+- ha!!
Oh my gosh I can SEE again!!!! haha!! (I still do NOT know why everything got "zoomed out") But I just thought someone might be able to benefit from my new found intelligence!! You already KNEW that?? <sigh>
Well surely someone is proud of me for figuring it out all by myself!!??

WOO HOO!!! I'm zoomin' now!! ha!!.....oh well, never mind...

Kathy

[cjwood]

I am proud of you kathy !  plus, i had never heard of 'zoom in' and 'zoom out' either.  i benefited from your intelligence.      .

claudia

[Dave in Tenn]

I benefitted more from your momentary befuddlement.  Laughter is good for you.   

[Ninny]

  Well, Dave, you know...I'm good for a laugh, if nothing else!
Thank you, Claudia! There are times when I actually have something to say that makes sense! Not often so you have to pay close attention!
Kathy

[Jennie]

Ninny... You are so precious!

[9440geoff]

I often zoom out when bills come in over the internet. It helps to make the big numbers smaller!

[Linny]

LOL Geoff! If only that really worked!
Ninny, I just learned recently that if you hold the Ctrl button down and roll your mouse rollerthingy up, it will also enlarge your page.

[cjwood]

nice one geoff.    and lin, i love your phrase '...your mouse rollerthingy... .    

claudia

[Ninny]

Rollerthingy works for me!!
Kathy

[dogcombat]

Think of Will Rogers

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.

And

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.


"I'm a baaaaad boy" (Lou Costello)


ches

[Ninny]

You made me laugh!!   Well there you have it!! I posted that because I wouldn't want anyone being ignorant around here!!  Igonorance in the midst of all these smart people?? UNTHINKABLE!!
Kathy