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indianabob

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terrorist in "church" ?
« on: January 26, 2010, 04:06:54 PM »

This story surely doesn't apply to any of us??   ;D
Bob
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Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.

Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.

However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.

Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.

NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT!

(However, you can spot them if you bin lookin and bin goin.

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Ninny

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Re: terrorist in "church" ?
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2010, 04:15:09 PM »

Made me laugh iBob!! Pretty good! :D
Kathy ;)
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Lupac

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Re: terrorist in "church" ?
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2010, 04:22:20 PM »

How can "Bin Missin" disrupt the church if they're not even there?
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Stacey

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Re: terrorist in "church" ?
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2010, 03:20:48 AM »

That's a good one Bob.  :)
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Re: terrorist in "church" ?
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2010, 06:27:51 PM »

How can "Bin Missin" disrupt the church if they're not even there?

Hahaha, Lol.. good one!  :D
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SandyFla

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« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2010, 08:09:35 PM »

I love it! I gotta pass it on.   ;D
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