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Fun grading science papers........
« on: April 10, 2010, 05:15:24 AM »

Q...Name the four seasons
A..Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q...Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A....Flirtation makes the water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit,sand,dead sheep and canoeists.

Q How is dew formed?
A....The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire

Q....How can you delay milk turning sour?
A....Keep it in the cow.

Q....What are steroids?
A....Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q....How are the main parts of the body categorized? eg abdomen....
A....The body is consisted into three parts.....the branium....the borax and the abdominal cavity.
The branium contains the brain,the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity
contains the five bowels.A E I O and U.

Q...What is the fibula?
A....A small lie.



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Re: Fun grading science papers........
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2010, 05:50:43 AM »


Q....How can you delay milk turning sour?
A....Keep it in the cow.

That has to score for logic! :D

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