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jassy

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How true are these?
« on: May 29, 2010, 03:35:51 AM »

 Truisms


1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest/ Garmin really needs to start their directions at stage 5 - I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighbourhood.

8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

9. Bad decisions make good stories.

10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

13. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever.

14. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail.
What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

15. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

17. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

18. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

19. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to the car to bring my groceries in.

20. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

21. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

22. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent an A-hole from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

23. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

24. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far..

25. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

26. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

27. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the
Donkey - but I'd bet my a@@ everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time,
every time!
 
 
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judith collier

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Re: How true are these?
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2010, 04:04:17 AM »

AMEN JASSY!!!!!
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GinaMilan

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Re: How true are these?
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2010, 01:07:59 PM »

Yeah, these are great, Jassy!

5.    Q:  How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 
       A:  Like this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfBRS8NTDJ0&feature=related


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Beloved

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Re: How true are these?
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2010, 02:24:15 PM »

This is not a new idea.... manufactures used thse but then decided to cut packageing costs . 

It cannot be hard to make one of these out of cardboard...you will to find large boxes (refriferator comuter etc or posterborad and tape them together. 

If your not handy at these things ....then Buy one or more

You can fold not only the bottom sheet but you can put the whole set together in it and store it. neat as a pin .

http://www.theeasyfold.com/demo.html

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GinaMilan

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Re: How true are these?
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2010, 02:33:13 PM »

I'm sorry, Beloved.  I thought my own video link was of a man standing up showing people how to fold a fitted sheet with their bare hands, not of a product.  I'll have to double check that.
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gmik

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Re: How true are these?
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2010, 02:34:36 PM »

Hilarious and so true!!
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Beloved

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« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2010, 06:32:35 PM »

 ;D ;D I understand where you are coming from....not trying to sel anything

My first Job was working in a high end linen department. Folding a fitted sheet by hand is one things but getting it to resemble the folded flat sheet in dimnesion and neatness is another.  :D :D :D

I was also trying to show that you do not "a porduct"...it is abit bit like giant origami....cardboard just makes it easier.

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GinaMilan

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Re: How true are these?
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2010, 07:18:46 PM »

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;D ;D I understand where you are coming from

haha.  I seriously thought there was something wrong with my video link. 
But okay.   ;D
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Ninny

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« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2010, 07:46:47 PM »

One thing I have learned in life? how to fold a fitted sheet just as flat as a flat sheet! Do I always do that?? Ha! uhhh...NO!! But having the ability to do it is very satisfying! hehe!  ::)
Kathy ;)
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Beloved

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Re: How true are these?
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2010, 08:08:24 PM »

We are waiting for your You tube video Ninny   ;D ;D

Am I the only nut that irons sheets and pillowcase (yes even the No wrinkle kind).  OCD or what ?   Ironing T shirts and pillowcases are very therapeutic in this complex world.

Beloved.
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Re: How true are these?
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2010, 10:33:12 PM »

Ya'll wash your sheets?
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Heb 10:32  But you must continue to remember those earlier days, how after you were enlightened you endured a hard and painful struggle.

GinaMilan

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« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2010, 10:47:11 PM »

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Ya'll wash your sheets?

HA!  I would, but I always wind up frustrated and give up trying to figure out how to get them off the bed.   

(I'm joking.)
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Re: How true are these?
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2010, 01:27:39 AM »

Quote from: Dave in Tenn
Ya'll wash your sheets?

Wash AND dry my sheets & pillowcases; because I drool and I have a long haired cat that spends more time in the bed than I do!
I don't bother folding them, they go right back on the bed!
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Ninny

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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2010, 02:09:06 PM »

eeeewwww, Dave! You're sick!! hehehe! Hey, having only one set of sheets has its advantage! Beloved... That would definitely be a boring video!! hehe!!  ;D I do everything so slow it would surely be like watching grass grow!!  :D Oh, my gosh! My sister used to iron her sheets! I thought...What? You can't find ENOUGH to do? come clean my house!!  :o Patrick...you made me laugh!!  :D
Kathy ;)
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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2010, 03:58:14 PM »

You don't need a long-haired cat when you have had a pillow-case long enough to name it 'Crusty'. 

Not that I've done that...just saying, is all.
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Heb 10:32  But you must continue to remember those earlier days, how after you were enlightened you endured a hard and painful struggle.

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Re: How true are these?
« Reply #15 on: June 01, 2010, 03:36:17 AM »

You don't need a long-haired cat when you have had a pillow-case long enough to name it 'Crusty'. 

Not that I've done that...just saying, is all.



oh my how i have missed the humor of this forum!  i know how to fold a fitted sheet to be flat, squared up, and able to be stacked with the flat sheet. really. weird, right?

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« Reply #16 on: June 01, 2010, 11:53:08 AM »

Quote from: Dave in Tenn link
You don't need a long-haired cat when you have had a pillow-case long enough to name it 'Crusty'. 

Not that I've done that...just saying, is all.

I sleep in a "full" size bed and have a pillow that's almost as long as the bed. The pillow was a recommendation from my Chiropractor because I sleep on my stomach and I'm supposed to "hug" the pillow so I'll sleep on my side. It usually ends up on the floor, just like the women! DOH!  ;)
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Ninny

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Re: How true are these?
« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2010, 02:17:33 AM »

Patrick!! You keep making me laugh!! hehehe! I am easily amused!  ;D
Kathy  ;)
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