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Author Topic: The censors are funny.  (Read 2301 times)

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SOTW

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The censors are funny.
« on: June 29, 2006, 05:12:59 PM »

Joshua sent four spies to a@@ist him out of Abel-****tim. They probably pa@@ed through shrubs simular to the ****tah tree in the USA but after trespa@@ing they returned with their a@@essment of the land and Jericho. (Num. 33:49 and Josh. 2:1)
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mercie

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Re: The censors are funny.
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2006, 05:58:23 PM »

Joshua sent four spies to a@@ist him out of Abel-****tim. They probably pa@@ed through shrubs simular to the ****tah tree in the USA but after trespa@@ing they returned with their a@@essment of the land and Jericho. (Num. 33:49 and Josh. 2:1)
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Daniel

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Re: The censors are funny.
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2006, 06:51:27 PM »

How about trying to split the word that has an A  alongside of two S's

 A-S-S-ESMENT

I think someone would be able to get what you wrote if you wrote a@@

OR if you wrote A-S-S

You might have to ADD dashes between any words that might by reason of "spelling" contain the words A-S-S or otherwise.

The added effort to remember this is a pain. But if you preview your post first, just some minor dashes resolve the problem (laughing). It is funny though, censors do go a bit overboard.

Peace

Daniel
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Craig

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Re: The censors are funny.
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2006, 09:18:10 PM »

What's your assesment of the censors now?  Thanks for being so asstute  ;)

Craig
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Daniel

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Re: The censors are funny.
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2006, 10:50:58 PM »

Let me try...

Exodus 23:5 If thou see the a@@ of him that hateth thee lying under his burden, and wouldest forbear to help him, thou shalt surely help with him.

If it is the "exact" word A-S-S its a problem

If thou see the a-s-s of him that hateth thee lying under his burden, and wouldest forbear to help him, thou shalt surely help with him.

But lets "assume" another word like the word ASSUME

That works (laughing) you just cant say A-S-S by itself :D

Peace

Daniel



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prarrydog

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Re: The censors are funny.
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2006, 12:45:22 AM »



a@@ume, a@@imilate, a@@ure, ba@@, soft as a baby's b@@.  Hmmmm ....nope still messed up.  C'mon craig can't you fix it.   ;D
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Lightseeker

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Re: The censors are funny.
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2006, 05:27:32 PM »

OK, I'll weigh in by giving a scripture showing that the Lord really can 'kick butt'.

PSA 78:66  And he smote his enemies in the hinder parts: he put them to a perpetual reproach. 



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