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longhorn:
Cypress asked. " How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon "?
Funny you should mention Cypress. Sugar from beets or cane is actually more easily transformed into ethanol than corn, which is a starch. I can tell you from experience that about 14 cups of ethanol will take you places far more distant than the moon. The last time I tried I must have gone to either mars or oklahoma for a dirt nap, whichever it was, I woke up with a mouthfull of red dirt.......so to answer you're ?, Im gonna say 14.
Cypress asked. " Why am I not a morning person "
Cypress, consider yourself lucky, mornings are for losers. Think about it. You wake up and you're breath smells like freeze dried monkey butt, you have some kind of green hard crap caked all in you're eye's, hairs all matted up like someone whacked you on the head with a candy apple, you stumble to the bathroom to empty liquid that's been perculating in your bladder all night and smells like someone squeezed 2 lemmons over a dirty sock.....not me....I'll just stay in bed.
Longhorn
jassy:
--- Quote from: longhorn on August 09, 2010, 01:06:49 AM ---
Cypress, consider yourself lucky, mornings are for losers. Think about it. You wake up and you're breath smells like freeze dried monkey butt, you have some kind of green hard crap caked all in you're eye's, hairs all matted up like someone whacked you on the head with a candy apple, you stumble to the bathroom to empty liquid that's been perculating in your bladder all night and smells like someone squeezed 2 lemmons over a dirty sock.....not me....I'll just stay in bed.
Longhorn
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Why Longhorn!!!! That was such a poetic answer. I take it back about your dismissal of my answer to Musicman. You bring to mind the prose of Shakespeare. When the characters relieve themselves in long soliloquies.
Makes my heart all aflutter.
Perhaps you will be able to answer the question I have burned to ask a learned soul.
What is the meaning of life? The answer I was given was 243. It made no sense, Was this person a fraud? Please help.
longhorn:
The " Let's Ask Longhorn " helpline will be down until Wed Aug 11. I seem to have lost the toenail on my little toe ( left foot). Don't recall dropping an anvel on my foot or anything. Not really sure if it's all that important, I mean I still have my mobility, pretty sure I could kick a football, perhaps even tap dance. I know this is not of National security type importance, but dangit, it's my toenail and I want it back. That brings up a interesting question........ anybody ever ate a toenail.......... You know you have.
Longhorn
Thought about having a questionaire of " What's the weirdest part of the human body you've consumed " but figured that might be a Thread Locker for sure.
Cypress:
:o rotflol.
--- Quote from: longhorn on August 09, 2010, 01:06:49 AM ---Cypress asked. " How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon "?
Funny you should mention Cypress. Sugar from beets or cane is actually more easily transformed into ethanol than corn, which is a starch. I can tell you from experience that about 14 cups of ethanol will take you places far more distant than the moon. The last time I tried I must have gone to either mars or oklahoma for a dirt nap, whichever it was, I woke up with a mouthfull of red dirt.......so to answer you're ?, Im gonna say 14.
Cypress asked. " Why am I not a morning person "
Cypress, consider yourself lucky, mornings are for losers. Think about it. You wake up and you're breath smells like freeze dried monkey butt, you have some kind of green hard crap caked all in you're eye's, hairs all matted up like someone whacked you on the head with a candy apple, you stumble to the bathroom to empty liquid that's been perculating in your bladder all night and smells like someone squeezed 2 lemmons over a dirty sock.....not me....I'll just stay in bed.
Longhorn
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longhorn:
False Alarm.......Thought I found my toenail in my sock, but it was a grain of rice. Oh well, the search continues.
Longhorn
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