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Ninny:
Claudia,
He definitely bleeds burnt orange and he lives at least three days by covered wagon from you!! ha!! That's the way he travels, you know...hehehe!! He leaves on Friday night to go to his mom's house for Sunday lunch!! :o
Kathy ;)
longhorn:
Claudia- If I lived in Austin, the UT campus police would hate my gut's. They would have to chase me away from closed UT practices, constantly trying to befriend players and coaches, hanging around for autographs, pictures, and that's just during the week... If given the choice between a year long cruise on a private yatch with a sex deprived Jennifer Aniston or attending 1 Longhorns game a year.......................... The Horns win everytime.... Hook em Horns.
Longhorn
EKnight:
--- Quote from: Ninny on August 08, 2010, 11:13:31 AM ---I am cracking up!! oh this has been fun! Thank you all! I'm not sure that I'm any smarter, but I think my stress level has gone down!! ;D
Kathy ;)
--- End quote ---
Ditto! What a stress reliever.
Eileen
musicman:
... If given the choice between a year long cruise on a private yatch with a sex deprived Jennifer Aniston or attending 1 Longhorns game a year.......................... The Horns win everytime.... Hook em Horns.
Well duuuuu!! If you're gonna spend a year alone on a boat with JA leaving her sex deprived, you might as well do the football game. What else are ya gonna do with her that whole time? Talk?
musicman:
Anyhow, I got a bit of a problem LH. I know the women of Texas love their hairy chested men, especially unbathed. Unfortunately, that is not the case down here in North Cuba (well, I supposed the unbathed part is OK). So today I took the clippers to my front pelt and the teeth from the gadget bogged down on one colossal bank of thick man nipple hair. Of course I turned the damn thing off but the damage and pain had already been done. Took me half an hour to cut the device away from myself, leaving a sore bald spot of chest skin. Now, I have what looks like the result of a fight between two gorillas on some nature show. And I'm afraid to even try and cut the rest. If I attempt this using the hedge clippers as I have been advised, the result could make today's pain seem like a vacation at Disney Land for the sake of comparison. I need help from a true Texan. You guys sheer sheep and castrate bulls. How do you do this without causing severe pain and embarrassment to these creatures?
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