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Ninny:
Vangie...I forgot...I'm glad you caught that whole sonata thing!!! MM...You're SUCH a boy! hehehehe! sigh....
longhorn:
Ok. Tonight I lay me down to sleep with the following items safely secure in the fundus of my belly.... Fried sliced ham, steamed cabbage with a dash of louisana hot sause, mac n cheese, corn chips and garlic dip, a slice of tomato, and a cherry flavored licorice stick. The good thing about being single is if and when I ever do poot again, I can turn on my side and blow the dang curtains off their rods and it don't matter. I laugh at the gas gods and snicker at the doodie demons. Good night all.
Longhorn
Ninny:
My Dear, Sweet Longhorn...
YOU ARE GROSS!! But I think I'll keep you around awhile!! You two little 8th graders can not stay away from bodily function humor!! SO I have decided to give you something special.....
I am awarding you and the King of North Cuba the much coveted........
GROSSNESS IN SPITE OF INTELLIGENCE AWARD!! You are entitled to all the honor and privileges associated with the award! Hey, not everyone is actually GROSS enough to get the award..I don't hand out these awards lightly, you know!!! But you and Musicman deserve everything you get!! hehehehehehe!! :o
Oh and you also get a big hug to keep you through the night!! :D
Thank you for never letting me down!! :-*
Kathy ;)
judith collier:
Dear Samson, that Bill Murray scene! What's funny?? (chuckle)
Dear Samson's wife, now that was funny!
You know the man vs. women thing in marriage is being accepted more with the young uns'. All 3 of my married girls don't kvetch near as much as I used to. I say to them, "you put up with that?" Their replys are all the same, "mom, it's just a man thing".
It ends up being a matter of expectations.
judith collier:
Musicman, "I couldn't sleep at allllllll last night" I know where I heard that before!
THE BIG BOPPER!!!!!
"nothing in the world like a big eyed girl makes the world go round round round!"
"with a pretty face and a pony tail hanging down "
Man,you are channeling the THE BIG Bopper!!!!!
Oh, most women hate hair on men so clip, shave and set it all on fire if you have to!!!!!!
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