Things we say in the South..........
~You don't take someone somewhere - you carry them, "I carried Momma over to the doctor yesterday."
~You don't turn off the lights you cut'em on off.
~The electricity bill is called the "light bill"
~All carbonated drinks are a "coke" - might be orange, grape, root beer or Co-cola.
~Southern women know everybody's first name - Honey, Darlin', Shugah.
~A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
~If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
~Onced and Twiced are words.
~It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy!
~Jaw-P? means "Did yall go to the bathroom?"
~People actually grow and eat okra.
~Fixinto is one word. It means I'm fixing to do that.
~"They'll be here directly" means they are on the way.
~When you say 'over yonder' you means over there.
~There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper.
~Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.
~Backwards and forwards means I know everything about you.
~The word jeet is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
~You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is, you work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
~You dont PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
~No, Jew? is a common response to the question, "Did you bring any beer? "
~You measure distance in minutes.
~You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
~All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, animal or tree.
~You know what a DAWG is.
~You carry jumper cables in your car - for your OWN car.
~You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Tonys, Tabasco and ketchup.
~The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local high school sports and motor sports, and gossip.
~There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the South.
~There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 of them live in the South, plus a couple no one's seen before.
~You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
~You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit a bit warm.
~You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.
~Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as goin to Wally World.
~You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chicken stew weather.
~Fried catfish is the other white meat.
~We don't need no dang Driver's Ed. If our mama says we can drive, we can drive, dag-nabbit.
Don't ya wish you were from the south