You didn't get enough football on Saturday or Sunday afternoon.
So you stay up late for Monday Night Football.
You were already tired from Sunday Night Football, but that's OK.
Because later you'll recklessly stay up late for Thursday Night Football.
And then they invented Wednsday Night Football.
By Friday you are so tired that you forgot about Friday Night Football.
But you wanted more and we listened. So now we have:
Wednsday Afternoon Football!!!
That's right, it wasn't enough that you missed two days last week because you were too tired to wake up. Because now, you won't even think about going to work. TVs will be on at the office leading to corporate time stealing sports gazing. But you will stay home on your couch. The games will be meaningless between two girl teams who never get to be on TV. But since it's the only game on, millions will watch. Your boss will hear numerous tales of sick employees. And god forbid if you attend the game. Because your boss will be watching and nobody else will be there anyway. So you'll be on an island at the 50 yard line with the whole world zeroing in on your lazy lying mug. The home team will hear a yay and a few hand claps when they are on defense.
So you wanted to see a game between Western Kentucky and Yale? Well grab your beer, grab your koollaid because:
It's Wednsday Afternoon Football on Fox. (You won't remember the game in a week anyway.)