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Wanna feel like a genius?
« on: December 14, 2010, 11:57:24 PM »

I'm not even sure that these are true. The statements below have been around before (I'm sure you guys must have seen this at least once) but, if you ever feel a little stupid (or in need of a little humor), just read this again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.   
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal
  anti-smoking campaign .
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas.
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
--Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."
-- Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need ?"
--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"Your food stamps will be stopped . because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
  --Keppel Enderbery
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.   And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record."
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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Re: Wanna feel like a genius?
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2010, 02:26:28 AM »

those were great!  i remember hearing some of them.  i heard a really ridiculous statement on t.v. the other day.  it was an advertisement for a law firm, and said 'if you have experienced death while using the prescription drug medication avandia, please call this toll free number for information.'   :o


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Re: Wanna feel like a genius?
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2010, 02:39:54 AM »

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.' ~ Jessica Simpson
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Re: Wanna feel like a genius?
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2010, 11:39:38 AM »


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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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LOL.
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Re: Wanna feel like a genius?
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2010, 02:41:15 PM »

Young people say silly things all the time.

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark


Half (50%) this game is ninety percent (90%) = 45% mental.

Makes sense to me.
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Re: Wanna feel like a genius?
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2010, 03:29:24 PM »

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal
  anti-smoking campaign .

xDDD

Greater word count win.
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Re: Wanna feel like a genius?
« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2010, 07:34:24 PM »

Hahaha the first one was the best.  ;D
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Re: Wanna feel like a genius?
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2010, 01:14:21 PM »

Really funny....and didn't even include Yogi Berra!!
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santikos

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Re: Wanna feel like a genius?
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2010, 03:14:13 PM »

i really dont want all the "flies and death and stuff" either.  ;D
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Re: Wanna feel like a genius?
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2010, 03:34:57 AM »

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal
  anti-smoking campaign .

xDDD

Greater word count win.

hi there astra!  just wanted to say it's good to see you surface baby sister.  i miss reading your young, insightful posts.

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