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ahhh growing old - heard this one yet?
« on: March 05, 2011, 10:43:03 AM »

Hank, Tommy and Bill - 3 old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems.
Hank, the seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every morning I get up at 7:30 and have to urinate, but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour 'cause my pee barely trickles out."
"Heck, that's nothing, " said the Tommy, the eighty year old. "Every morning at 8:30 I have to do a number 2, but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible".
Finally Bill, the ninety-year-old said, "You guys think you have problems! Every morning at 7:30 I pee like a racehorse, and at 8:30 I number 2 like a pig. The trouble with me is, I don't wake up till eleven."
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