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Author Topic: Hilarious e-mail from Ray  (Read 1342 times)

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Extol

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Hilarious e-mail from Ray
« on: April 11, 2011, 10:46:28 PM »

I did a search for "sodom" on here, and came upon this e-mail from a few years ago. This has to be one of my favorite of all time. So funny!!! I'm still laughing about it ten minutes later.

http://forums.bible-truths.com/index.php/topic,1276.0.html

Dear Jeff:
About 55 years ago, we had a LP record entitled "How to Teach Your Parakeet to Talk."  Well this parakeet on the record knew several hundred words. And he could even make small sentences. He was quite articulate.  But when he tried longer sentences or poems, every thing came out like words tumbling in a clothes dryer. He would quote half a poem then change to a different poem, then come back to the first one. It was hilarious.  You remind me of that parakeet.
Sincerely,
Ray
 
PS  There are 604 unanswered emails ahead of yours, but when I saw that name Jeff, I dropped everything and gave you top billing.
 :D :D :D :D :D
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JohnMichael

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Re: Hilarious e-mail from Ray
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2011, 01:20:18 PM »

Such deep-seated hatred in the sender's email.

Ray's email was hilarious.
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rimandok

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Re: Hilarious e-mail from Ray
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2011, 05:13:02 AM »

Here are other funnies from Ray (in response to a Gay-bro who wrote Defending Homosexuality):

"Where do you gays (I mean guys) come up with such deceitful trickery and nonsense?"

"It is what men do with other men's SEX ORGANS that God calls "unseemly" and an abomination!  I don't suppose you felt to COCKSURE (my emphasis) of yourself after reading that startling revelation, did you?"

Ray can be so seriously funny sometimes.

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