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Author Topic: PONDERISMS--  (Read 2067 times)

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Duane

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PONDERISMS--
« on: April 24, 2011, 04:19:00 AM »

For the idle mind:
1.  What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
2.  If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
3.  Can an atheist buy insurance against "acts of God"?
4.  Can we call atheism a non-prophet organization?
5.  Why do they have buttons in braille on DRIVE THRU thru bank machines?
6.  If a deaf kid "signs" a swear word-- does his mother wash his HANDS with soap?
7.  Should an atheist accept money that says:  In God We Trust?
8.  Why do you get a PINK SLIP when you are laid off?
9.  Is there another word for synomym?
!0. What if there were no such things as hypothetical questions??
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Stacey

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Re: PONDERISMS--
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2011, 09:03:32 PM »

Anserisms to Ponderisms

1. My guess is Peanut Butter and Jelly. When sliced bread came along then well, you know the rest of that story.

2. We didn't but sometimes I have doubts.  ;D

3. If he has the right amount of money.

4. If you want to.

5. Some folks walk up to the drive thru atm's. Thinking on blind people, I saw a blind Artist on Fox News this morning. He was good at it too!

6. I doubt it.

7. I know atheist's are people too but, nope.

8. I'm sure if we Google it we can find out.

9. Poecilonym. I confess, I Goggled it.  ;D

10. We could ask George Carlin if he were still around.


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Stacey

Ninny

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Re: PONDERISMS--
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2011, 11:31:16 PM »

Ok..now I don't know any of the answers to any of the questions....

But I started thinking about #2...what IF...

God created a creature...way a long time ago....and it was sort of like an Ape, a monkey, and a human...

So God took this creature that was his "mold".. and out of the mold he began to change things...one of the changes became an ape...one of the changes became a monkey...and one became a human...and the three creatures lived and grew and became what they are today! nothing evolved from a monkey, except other monkeys...nothing evolved from an Ape except other Apes...and of course nothing evolved from humans except other humans!

Therefore...since we were all created from similar beginnings...we may carry some traits of other creatures...you know...monkeys and Apes can walk upright and they can use their hands and fingers, but we are not evolved from anything other than what God started in us! Now that's the way I see it!!

Kathy ;)
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Duane

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Re: PONDERISMS--
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2011, 12:08:24 AM »

These "ponderisms" were for fun only.  Do you have any "truisms" that don't make sense or leave open-ended questions?  Have fun!
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