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Craig

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Husband Store
« on: May 09, 2011, 09:18:59 PM »

A store that sells new husbands just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose her intended.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of
how the store operates:
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase
as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch:
You may choose any man from a particular floor,
or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down...
except to exit the building!
So, our lady goes shopping to find a husband!

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow" she thinks.... but feels compelled to keep looking.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead
good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
But, still... she wants to see if there's something better,
and goes to the fifth floor where the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous,
help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is sooooo tempted to stay! but NOOO!
She goes on, to the sixth floor, and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor number 7,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

A new Wives Store has opened up across the street.
The first floor has women that love sex.
The second floor has women that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
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mmijares

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Re: Husband Store
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2011, 10:46:49 PM »

Like this one!  ;D
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