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« on: May 10, 2011, 05:24:48 PM »

The Confession

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl".

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say Father."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, Father, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads."


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Re: Confession
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2011, 05:29:38 PM »

LOL ;D The Catholic Confessional is the most sophisticated secret intelligence service in the world...!...



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Re: Confession
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2011, 10:04:15 AM »

And is it any surprise that this Priest provided the Leads, I know, We won't go there,  ;D.



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Re: Confession
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2011, 11:50:49 AM »

How many of us men folk here somehow can identify with and appreciate Johnny's endeavors? Maybe even would have gave him a "at-a-boy" if we would have been there? I'm not nor have I ever been Catholic but feel like I should probably say a Hail Mary or three now.  ;D
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