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Female/Male Brain
crazy4bam:
lol.... :D :D :D :D :D :D
Craig, you never seem to surprise! thanks for the laugh!
Ninny:
All this has made me laugh! Samson...when I read the title of the thread...I KNEW it was yours before I even saw your name!! Do I know you or WHAT?? hehe!!
Craig...you're too funny...Longhorn..SCORE!!! Women rule the world!!
Now I will tell you simply guys...here is the answer...as if you ALL didn't already answer it!!! ;D In July I will have been married...for 40 stinking years! To the same pig headed man who never listens to a thing I say!! Yeah...I'm bitter!! but on to the topic...
In a nutshell...when a woman says.." I wonder....." Don't just jump in and give the answer..."I wonder" is rhetorical...remember that! Then when she says to you, "UGH! Every time I try to ..... it comes out wrong!!!" Don't jump in there and solve the problem!!!! I LIKE to work on a problem for hours!!! I don't need no man to take my tools and say, "HERE! Let ME show you how to do it!" :P
NEVER, EVER roll your eyes at her when she tells you she wants to plant some more tomatoes!! Listen here...when I tell my husband I want to buy some CD's (recorded ones, not the money kind) He looks at me like I have a screw loose and says, "BUY CD's??? Why don't you just listen to the radio??? Oh...yeah...he has an answer for everything!! So, dudes...when your woman opens her mouth to talk...that is your cue to ...shut up and listen!!! You don't have to like it, comment on it, OR solve it! Just listen!!!
SAMSON!!! Are you listening to me??? Ha!! I knew you had fallen asleep over there!
So, here it is...Women are talkers and Men are problem solvers....period...We talk about our problems and YOU try to solve them!! Bad!! hmph!
BUT NEVER under ANY circumstances are you to ask your woman a question and then walk away while she's still talking!!! BAD!!!
Like I always say...that's the way I see it!!
Kathy ;)
P.S. You men on this forum know I love ya!! But you'd better take my advice...or I'm gonna kick your butts!! I know...I'm only 5 feet tall...but I have a step ladder and I know how to use it!!!
walt123:
Hello Samson and everyone.
Wow, what a nerve one can hit, to this age long misunderstanding about man and women.
Hope this helps http://youtu.be/bY4DzpUKjl8
Walt.
Ninny:
Oh..Crazy4bam, if you're around here long enough..you'll find that Dep'ty Fife over there..is a serious law enforcement officer..oh..yeah...when something's going on around here..when we're playing a little too crazy and partying a little too hard...one of us stands guard at the door and watches for him...cause, he'll just come right in and nip it in the bud!! heh heh! *sniff* (He ain't allowed to have no bullets in his gun, though!) ;D ;D
You know I love ya, Craig!!
Kathy ;)
Grace:
Ninny,
You're hilarious! ;D Your post made me crack up! I'm glad someone came in here to lighten things up today!
Pam,
I haven't really met you yet, I don't think but...Hi!!!
You two are still pretty young...just wait until your husband pulls up to a mailbox and tries to order a burger and fries from the "speaker box" ;D...then we might need to study that female/male brain thing a little deeper.
(Craig's gun....shhhhh...but I've been told you better beware....it's one of those Tonka specials and I hear they are deadly, with bullets of course but, we know Andy won't let him have any today so it's ok)
Grace
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