This is old, but I still get a chuckle.
Craig
Dear Friend:
>
> This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired
> and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not
> cost anything.
> Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally
> tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or girlfriend and
> send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the list, and
> add your name to the bottom of the list.
>
> When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of
> them is bound to be better than the one you already have. At the
> writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 184
> women, of whom 4 were worth keeping.
>
> REMEMBER this chain brings luck.
>
> One man broke the chain, and got his own wife back again.
>
> Bill Clinton
> 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
> Washington DC
>
> W. J. Clinton
> 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
> Washington DC
>
> William Clinton
> 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
> Washington DC
>
> W. Jefferson Clinton
> 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
> Washington DC
>
> William J. Clinton
> 1600 Pennsylvania Ave
> Washington DC