The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes and tsunamis.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
I fell in love at first sight… I should have looked twice.
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way
I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays
“I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.”
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together
When I married Ms Right, I didn’t know her first name was “Always”!
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook…. But the law allows only one wife