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all4love

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Moms
« on: July 18, 2006, 01:19:13 PM »

This one is long too but I couldn't pass up sharing.  Kids sure do say the darndest things don't they?!

Why God made Moms -- BRILLIANT Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!!


Why did God make mothers?

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring

3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He Just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.


Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom?

1. We're related

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.


What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.


What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?


Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


What's the difference between moms & dads?

1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.


What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.


What would it take to make your mom perfect?

1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.


If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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buddyjc

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Re: Moms
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2006, 02:37:21 PM »

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.


That's a good one.

Brian
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jenny06

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Re: Moms
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2006, 03:17:27 PM »

No way, I will never give up the eyes on the back of my head!  LOL 

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SandyFla

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Re: Moms
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2006, 04:30:59 PM »

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

:D :D :D What an insult! I wonder if she's heard her mother talk about that.  ;)
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all4love

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Re: Moms
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2006, 02:23:31 PM »

when I got this I thought it was so cute and I knew that there where other moms on here that could appreciate it.  My son is 5 and some of the things he says is just so funny I sometimes wonder where he comes up with this stuff.
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gmik

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Re: Moms
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2006, 12:46:49 AM »

As a 4th grade teacher and mother of 3, I thought these were great.

One short story, when our son was about 5 he was humming and singing in the back seat of the car--Park our graves, park our gra.......ves, park our graves.....
(really he was singing to the tune of Our God Reigns!)We still tease him about it and he swears that is what the song was really saying! ;)
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SandyFla

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Re: Moms
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2006, 04:41:04 PM »

I don't have kids, but I do have 2 nephews, ages 9 and 6.

When the 6-year-old was only 2, my sister told me that he came into their bedroom one night and tried to tell them he had a pounding headache, but, of course, he didn't know how to express that. So he said, "There's a bug in my head knockin'."  :D That kid has said some funny things, but that one is my favorite!  :)

Sandy
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all4love

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Re: Moms
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2006, 05:38:49 PM »

 :) :) :) ;D ;D ;D

Aren't kids precious.  I just love their sense of humor.
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