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indianabob

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The Golden telephone
« on: April 22, 2012, 11:33:30 PM »


Why people in Indiana go barefoot.....


Proud to be a Hoosier A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book
about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco
and started working east from there. Going to a very large church, he
began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone
on the  vestibule wall and was intrigued with a sign, which read "Calls:
$10,000 a minute." Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the
sign. The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct
line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to GOD.

The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way. As he continued to
visit churches in Seattle, Houston, Milwaukee, St. Louis, Chicago, and
many cities and towns all around the United States , he found more phones
same sign, and the same answer from each pastor.

Finally, he arrived in Wabash, Indiana. Upon entering a church in the
beautiful state of Indiana behold, he saw the usual golden telephone. But
THIS time, the sign read "Calls: 35 cents".

Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, "Reverend, ! I have been in
cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden
telephone and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and  that I
could talk to GOD, but in the other churches the cost was $10,000 a
minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call. Why?"

I love this part ...

The pastor, smiling broadly, replied, "Son, you're in Indiana now - you're
in God's Country. It's a local call."

American by Birth, A Hoosier by the Grace of God.

And why do Hoosiers go barefoot?

CAUSE,

When you're in INDIANA, you're on Holy ground!

Visitors welcome, Indiana Bob  ;)  ::)
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John from Kentucky

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Re: The Golden telephone
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2012, 11:56:49 PM »

South of the Ohio River, we are taught a different gospel.

American by birth, Kentuckian by the grace of God.   8)
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ez2u

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Re: The Golden telephone
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2012, 01:27:36 AM »

really enjoyed  this thanks
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Duane

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Re: The Golden telephone
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2012, 09:16:29 PM »

While in South Carolina at Bob Jones University I found out "first hand" that the TRINITY consisted of:
The Father,---- the Son--- and Bob Jones the third!

They also caught a STREAKER in the middle of the day!
--a man ran across campus-- without his TIE!!  :-)
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