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Ian 155

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A million stars.....
« on: August 21, 2012, 06:28:29 AM »

A million stars.....

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, 'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?
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'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, 'Astronomically speaking, it tells

me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically,

it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What's it tell you, Tonto?'



They stole the Tent ?

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Gina

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Re: A million stars.....
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2012, 12:35:13 PM »

haha!!
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Re: A million stars.....
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2012, 04:51:37 PM »

 :D
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Heb 10:32  But you must continue to remember those earlier days, how after you were enlightened you endured a hard and painful struggle.

gregorydc

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Re: A million stars.....
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2012, 05:00:51 PM »

Tonto smart man! Rofl hehehehehe. Good stuff right there!thereon
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gmik

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Re: A million stars.....
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2012, 05:55:05 PM »

 ;D ;D

for those of us that remember the lone ranger and tonto!
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