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moshe

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"Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
« on: October 27, 2012, 04:36:22 PM »

I was researching for something else and somehow, I found this:




Suppose Edgar Allan Poe Used a Computer

Once upon a midnight dreary,

fingers cramped and vision bleary,

System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor,

Longing for the warmth of bedsheets,

Still I sat there, doing spreadsheets:

Having reached the bottom line, I took a floppy from the drawer.

Typing with a steady hand, I then invoked the SAVE command

and waited for the disk to store,

Only this and nothing more.

Deep into the monitor peering, long I sat there wondering, fearing,

Doubting, while the disk kept churning,

turning yet to churn some more.

"Save!" I said, "You cursed mother! Save my data from before!"

One thing did the phosphors answer,

only this and nothing more, Just,

"Abort, Retry, Ignore?"

Was this some occult illusion?

Some maniacal intrusion?

These were choices undesired, ones I'd never faced before.

Carefully, I weighed the choices as the disk made monstrous noises.

The cursor flashed, insistent, waiting,

baiting me to type some more.Clearly I must press a key,

choosing one and nothing more, From

"Abort, Retry, Ignore?"

With my fingers pale and trembling,

Slowly toward the keyboard bending,

Longing for a happy ending, hoping all would be restored,

Praying for some guarantee Timidly I pressed a key.

But on the screen there still persisted, words appearing as before.

Ghastly grim they blinked and taunted,

haunted, as my patience wore, Saying.

"Abort, Retry, Ignore?"

I tried to catch the chips off-guard -

I pressed again, but twice as hard.

I pleaded with the cursed machine:

I begged and cried and then I swore.

Then I tried in desperation, several random combinations,

Still there came the incantation, just as senseless as before.

Cursor blinking,mocking, winking, flashing nonsense as before Reading,

"Abort, Retry, Ignore?"

There I sat, distraught, exhausted; by my own machine accosted.

Getting up I turned away and paced across the office floor.

And then I saw dreadful sight: a lightning bolt cut through the night.

A gasp of horror overtook me, shook me to my very core.

The lightning zapped my previous data, lost and gone forevermore.

Not even, "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"

To this day I do not know The place to which lost data goes.

What demonic nether world is wrought where data will be stored,

Beyond the reach of mortal souls, beyond the ether, in blackholes?

But sure as there's C, Pascal, Lotus, Microsoft and more,

You will one day be left to wander,lost on some Plutonian shore, Pleading,

"Abort, Retry, Ignore?"



« Last Edit: October 29, 2012, 06:17:49 AM by Moises G. »
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Re: "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2012, 08:12:13 AM »

That I liked!  Remember reading the original in highschool for an english class. Thank you Moises that brought back some old memories and conjured new ones too.
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Re: "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2012, 11:14:13 AM »

Thanks M! One of the best from one of my favorite poets. :)
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Re: "Abort, Retry, Ignore?"
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2012, 03:57:36 AM »

I am glad that somebody else's liked it.
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