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Ian 155

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I speak blonde
« on: February 09, 2013, 03:49:58 PM »

A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here."
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy that won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here."
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason when they land.

The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? "I'll handle this,  I speak blonde."

He goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry." and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.




"I told her first class isn't going to Toronto ".
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Re: I speak blonde
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2013, 05:59:18 PM »

too funny ian.  :) :)

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Re: I speak blonde
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2013, 08:29:14 PM »

Your too funny Ian. I do love blonde's though. Awesome people!

Rhys ;D
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Re: I speak blonde
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2013, 06:06:28 PM »

I do love blonde's though. Awesome people!

Rhys ;D

my wife and daughter are blond, I think  :-\
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Re: I speak blonde
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2013, 06:53:31 PM »

i'm not blonde. 

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Re: I speak blonde
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2013, 09:01:32 PM »

i'm not blonde. 

claudia

I also love non blondes. Best to cover all the bases I think.  ;D

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Re: I speak blonde
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2013, 01:46:19 AM »

Wise or gotta keep out of trouble ::)
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Re: I speak blonde
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2013, 02:54:16 PM »

haha,  You will never hear a blonde joke where the blonde is a male.  It just doesn't happen!

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Re: I speak blonde
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2013, 05:33:45 PM »

haha,  You will never hear a blonde joke where the blonde is a male.  It just doesn't happen!

Oh really..... Let's see.......

An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I getburritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again". If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box,saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.

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The blond's wife said: Hey, don't look at me!! He packed his own lunch.



So the poor blonde men also suffer.

Ha ha  :D

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Re: I speak blonde
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2013, 05:53:40 PM »

Blondes are really stupid people apparently.
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Re: I speak blonde
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2013, 07:45:41 PM »

Nothing that a bottle of hair dye can't sort out. It's just that simple!  ;)
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