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John9362

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Getting Old
« on: September 09, 2013, 04:36:12 AM »

Getting Old 1
I’ve sure gotten old! I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes, I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver’s licence.

Getting Old 2
I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

Getting Old 3
My memory’s not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory’s not as sharp as it used to be.
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Rhys

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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2013, 04:56:04 AM »

I'm pretty sure I'm at stage 3.......No I mean stage 3....yes that's it

Rhys  ;D
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I’ve noticed that I have changed in many ways since Bible Truths and the forum and one of them is living life much too seriously.

Another one is learning to rest in God and truly trust Him.

I'm still a work in progress.

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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2013, 05:16:07 AM »

I have memory issues,but I cant remember what the issues are. ;)
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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2013, 11:59:54 AM »

JOHN 9362.
Loved it.  :D

NOTE: Considering all the failings of point #1 all of this happens to us to encourage us to stop being stubborn and realize that we need help, especially with those leotards.

Indiana bob
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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2013, 12:53:36 PM »

Hey, I am in the same league. :( :(
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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2013, 01:11:46 PM »

“Why do you drink so much?” — “I drink to forget.” “Forget what?” — “I don’t know.” (Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin)
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Re: Getting Old
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2013, 03:05:44 PM »

thanks for the laughs john.  i am going to share this one.  i fit perfectly in getting old 2 & 3.    :o

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