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The Drunken Cowboy
« on: March 03, 2014, 10:53:41 AM »

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy,
"Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there
I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy,
but with no success.

Finally they summoned the police.

The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly, then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?"

"Longhorn," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Longhorn?" asked the Ranger.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle,
Longhorn replied,

"...The Balcony..."


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Re: The Drunken Cowboy
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2014, 04:08:40 PM »

do you be talking about our very own longhorn, craig??  this story sounds exactly like our boy.  sure do miss him.  my first thought after reading the first line was, "there is a posh theater in amarillo?". 

thanks for the giggles.


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Re: The Drunken Cowboy
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2014, 03:45:39 AM »

Excellent one.......yeeeeeeee hawwwwww!!!!!!

Iíve noticed that I have changed in many ways since Bible Truths and the forum and one of them is living life much too seriously.

Another one is learning to rest in God and truly trust Him.

I'm still a work in progress.
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