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John9362

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Poetry ??!!
« on: March 31, 2014, 08:44:44 PM »

These are entries to a WASHINGTON POST competition asking for a TWO-LINE RHYME
With the most romantic FIRST LINE,
And least romantic the SECOND LINE:


1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was p'd.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Re: Poetry ??!!
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2014, 12:05:16 AM »

Awwwwww.........so beautiful  :P

Brings tears to a glass eye  ;D


Rhys
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Abednego

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Re: Poetry ??!!
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2014, 10:54:04 AM »


Brings tears to a glass eye


I think there is one of those poems in here somewhere.
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Mike Gagne

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Re: Poetry ??!!
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2014, 03:38:32 PM »

That's funny! 
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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2014, 05:43:42 PM »


Brings tears to a glass eye


I think there is one of those poems in here somewhere.


I see you with my glass eye

You smiled and cracked my glass eye and know I want to die  :P


p.s..... so beautiful Rhys
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Iíve noticed that I have changed in many ways since Bible Truths and the forum and one of them is living life much too seriously.

Another one is learning to rest in God and truly trust Him.

I'm still a work in progress.

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Re: Poetry ??!!
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2014, 01:12:34 AM »

poetry ??!!
i would vote no, john.  ???
so many johns.

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ez2u

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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2014, 01:20:48 AM »

that was pretty bad stuff :>(
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