Ray's "Joel Osteen" video clip on youtube.com
A couple of my sisters just love, love, love Joel.
One sister started forwarding his daily inspirations to me. Truthfully, I liked one or two, but that's how he sucks women in; so sweet and mild-mannered. My what big teeth he has.
She emailed me and our brother Scott a Joel inspiration about how to have joy! joy! joy! thru all your daily major troubles, and it made me sick. I just prayed, God, please, no more Joel, I'm begging you. And within hours my brother Scott (a sort of rugged mountain man) came to save the day:
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I'm surprised you haven't learned about this guy yet -
He's a total sham - his dad was too -
I get encourgement from the One and no longer look to mere (have an agenda/usually working for the enemy) mortals -
Thanks for trying to help but this is help I don't need -Hallelujah! My sister respects Scott, so we were able to have a nice little chat about Joel, and I'm happy to report, I have not seen hide nor hair of Joel since.
Have a good day everybody!