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John9362

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A special KIWI joke for my brother Rhys ...love you mate !
« on: March 25, 2016, 04:51:31 AM »

50,000  Kiwis meet in Eden Park for a - "Kiwis Are Not Stupid" convention.
Helen Clark (Kiwi Prime Minister) says, "We are  all here today to prove to the world thet Kiwis are not  stupid. Ken  I hev a volunteer,  please?

Rhys Spencer gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up  to the stage. Helen  asks him "What uz fufteen plus fufteen?” After  15 or 20 seconds Rhys says,  "Eighteen!" Obviously  everyone is a little disappointed. All 50,000 Kiwis  Start chanting, "GUV  HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!” Helen  says, "Well sunce we've gone to the trouble of gitting  50,000 of you un one place  end we have the world wide priss end global broadcast media  here, I thunk we ken  guv hum another chance.”

So  she asks,  "What uz siven plus siven?” After  nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety!” Helen is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened. Rhys  tarts crying and the 50,000 Kiwis begin to yell and wave  their hands shouting, "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE!”

Helen,  unsure whether or not she is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Just one more chance...What uz two plus two?” Rhys  closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four!”

Throughout  the stadium there is pandemonium. All 50,000 Kiwis jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream "GUV HUM ANOTHER CHANCE! GUV HUM ANOTHER  CHANCE!"

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A special KIWI joke for my brother Rhys ...love you mate !
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2016, 05:11:09 AM »

It's alright for the kiwis.  Nobody in the international press understood a word being said.
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Heb 10:32  But you must continue to remember those earlier days, how after you were enlightened you endured a hard and painful struggle.

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Re: A special KIWI joke for my brother Rhys ...love you mate !
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2016, 07:32:09 AM »

Best joke ever bro, gotta guv it up to you cuz................  :P

If only Ray talked like that I might of known what he was on about  ;D  ;D  ;D


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I’ve noticed that I have changed in many ways since Bible Truths and the forum and one of them is living life much too seriously.

Another one is learning to rest in God and truly trust Him.

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Re: A special KIWI joke for my brother Rhys ...love you mate !
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2016, 03:11:33 PM »

I'm sure. In fact I'm doubly sure that our Lord would and did enjoy to see us having a genuine good time with our humor.
Had to read it a second time, but it did finally sink in.
thanks 9362
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