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Author Topic: A blind man wanders into a bar  (Read 896 times)

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John9362

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A blind man wanders into a bar
« on: August 11, 2016, 03:27:58 AM »

A blind man wanders into a bar
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair — given that you are blind — that you should know five things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl.
I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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Musterseed

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Re: A blind man wanders into a bar
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2016, 06:20:38 PM »

👍🏼 good one
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