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Started by John9362, January 22, 2018, 07:49:08 PM

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John9362

In a New Zealand (hi Rys) church one Sunday morning a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front of the altar."

With that, Leroy got in line and when it was his turn the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands,
stood back and asked, "Leroy how is your hearing now?"

Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."


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John from Kentucky


Dave in Tenn

Heb 10:32  But you must continue to remember those earlier days, how after you were enlightened you endured a hard and painful struggle.

Rhys 🕊

Not bad for a kiwi joke. I think I know Leroy, guess I will find out on Thursday 😝🤣😜
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indianabob

sounds a lot like the folks in Indiana.
With all the drugs being made and sold here in Plymouth.
There are lots of court hearings.
Smile...