Lawyers :)

[John9362]

Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant... Ordered 2 coffees and then took out sandwiches from their briefcases to eat...
Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the rules ...
The lawyers quietly looked at each other and EXCHANGED their sandwiches & continued their meals !!!
( You can trust lawyers to find loopholes in any rules)...

[indianabob]

This has got to be why most politicians are Lawyers.
They can speak out of both sides of their mouths at the same time.

Any politician who serves more than one term in Congress has got to become an equivocator.
So why would we trust them?
That is a great reason to have term limits.

For "preachers" as well I think. 

Definition of equivocator - a person who uses ambiguous language to conceal the truth or avoid commitment.