Corpse :)

[John9362]

A psychiatrist was treating a man who believed he was a corpse. Despite all the psychiatrist's
logical arguments, the man persisted in his belief. In a flash of inspiration, the psychiatrist
asked the man "Do corpses bleed?" The patient replied, 'That's ridiculous! Of course corpses don't bleed."
After first asking for permission, the psychiatrist pricked the man's finger and
produced a drop of bright red blood. The patient looked at his bleeding finger with abject astonishment and exclaimed: "I'll be damned, corpses do bleed!"

[virginiabm]

LOL

[waterfall77]

That's funny