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John9362

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Ran out of gas
« on: August 23, 2018, 02:48:25 AM »

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting home bound patients when she ran out of gas.
As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.​

She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street.. One of them turned to the other and said,

'If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'!!

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Re: Ran out of gas
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2018, 03:42:45 AM »

RLOL ....love the punch line....
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Re: Ran out of gas
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2018, 12:38:46 PM »

Hahahahaha 😂 good one John.
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Re: Ran out of gas
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2018, 08:50:55 PM »

😂 Ya know,  it had to be a miracle to get that gas into that little hole without a spout.
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Re: Ran out of gas
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2018, 10:53:19 PM »

😂😂😂 They can hide stuff under their Habits, I witnessed it .A gas can would be no problem.
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Re: Ran out of gas
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2018, 11:52:12 PM »

😂😂😂 They can hide stuff under their Habits, I witnessed it .A gas can would be no problem.

I see, so its more like an habitual pack rat.😁
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Re: Ran out of gas
« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2018, 04:38:35 AM »

Haha.........
Did the car start?

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