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Adopt a baby
« on: January 06, 2019, 11:28:17 PM »

Sally and Ian, both blondes, were delighted when their long wait to adopt a child finally came to an end.

The adoption centre informed them they had been selected as potential parents for a beautiful baby girl from China.

On the way home, they stopped at their local university and enrolled in night courses. After they’d filled out their forms, the registration clerk had a curious question.

“I’ve noticed you both said you wanted to learn Chinese. What made you want to do that?”

“That’s easy,” Ian replied. “We just adopted a baby girl from China and she will start to speak in about a year.”

“That’s right,” Sally added. “We want to be able to understand her when she speaks.

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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2019, 11:33:20 PM »

Hahahahah! 😂. Thanks John
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Re: Adopt a baby
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2019, 12:16:21 AM »

😂🤣😂 That sounds like something the comedian, Gracie Allen would say.
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« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2019, 01:57:30 AM »

I also learn Chinese so when I go to Taiwan with my wife I know what her friends are saying about me 😉

I’ve noticed that I have changed in many ways since Bible Truths and the forum and one of them is living life much too seriously.

Another one is learning to rest in God and truly trust Him.

I'm still a work in progress.
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