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waterfall77

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Joke
« on: March 13, 2020, 05:06:47 PM »

I was reading on another website and the guy on there said, apparently the cure for the coronavirus is toilet paper.

I went shopping the other day and that's what was almost gone the toilet paper and paper towel.
I thought that was funny and wanted to share that.
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2020, 06:07:56 PM »

😂 well there you have it. This explains why there is no TP here where I live.
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2020, 06:40:59 PM »

There is none here either but we have lots of old socks.😂

Our neighbour just tapped our maple trees and we have some big June bug grubs
in our soil so if worst comes to worse , we will have roasted grubs smothered in syrup
with a side salad of dandelion greens. Did you know that you can dip the dandelion flower
in flour and fry in oil. Gotta go get some supper, this is making me hungry.

God Bless All 😁
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« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2020, 09:02:26 PM »



Num num tasty grubs.☺
I was reading about the hundreds of billions of locusts swarming through parts of East Africa and parts of South Asia, and thought of John the Baptist who ate them

Now John was clothed with camelís hair and wore a leather belt around his waist and ate locusts and wild honey (Mark 1:6; cf. Matthew 3:4).

I did a search and found in places like Saudi Arabia, Israel  and India they consider them a tasty crunchy delicacy, they fry those too. You know what they say, If you can't lick 'em, join 'em. 😁
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2020, 11:03:08 PM »

don't worry folks, expect supplies to be replenished when...



 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



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Re: Joke
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2020, 01:11:49 AM »

😂😂😂 With all the stores being stocked with food, I thought I must have missed an important public announcement about the run on TP.
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Re: Joke
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2020, 08:55:03 AM »

I stocked up on toilet paper over a month ago suspecting this was coming. I'm prepared for one or two months of not leaving my property. I anticipated "Panic Purchasing."

The idea is to put it off until the weather gets warmer assuming the virus acts the same as all other virus and hot weather kills it.

And we need to lessen the chance of going to the hospital during the spike, which makes it easier on everyone.
« Last Edit: March 14, 2020, 09:37:25 AM by Dennis Vogel »
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