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« on: November 14, 2006, 10:10:14 PM »

This is all I received in an e-mail, Just wondering the significance of this if any.
I don't seem to find any information in any
of Rays papers, if there are please direct
me to them.             
                  Many Thanks.  Don

There are THREE persons in the Holy Trinity: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.
God made man in His own image. Man has THIRTY-THREE vertebras in his spine.
Man has THIRTY-THREE joints in each foot.
When baby Jesus was born, the THREE Magi came to bring him gifts.
In his youth, Jesus was lost for THREE days and was found in the temple.
Jesus preached for THREE years in his ministry.
There are THREE parables of God?s mercy: the Lost Sheep, the Lost Drachma, and the Lost
Son and the Dutiful Son (?The Prodigal?).
When Jesus went to pray in the desert, he was tempted by the devil THREE times.
Jesus spoke THREE times about the prophecy of the passion and His death: around the
villages of Caesarea Philippi, on the way to Galilee, and on the road to Jerusalem.
During the agony in the garden, Jesus went to pray THREE times while his THREE friends,
Peter and the two sons of Zebedee, slept.
Jesus was denounced THREE times by Peter.
Judas betrayed Jesus for THIRTY pieces of silver.
Jesus was unjustly judged by THREE judges.
THREE guards watched over Jesus.
Pilate asked the angry crowd THREE times what should he do with Jesus.
Jesus, carrying the cross, falls THREE times.
Jesus was nailed to the cross in THREE places.
There were THREE crosses on Calvary.
There were THREE Marys at the foot of the cross: Mary, the Mother of Jesus; Mary
Magdalene; and Mary, the wife of Clopas.
Jesus suffered on the cross for THREE hours.
Jesus died on the cross at THREE o?clock.
Jesus died at the age of THIRTY-THREE.
Jesus was in the tomb for THREE days
Jesus rose on the THIRD day.
After the Resurrection, Jesus met Simon Peter on the road and asked him THREE times,
?Do you love me?? (the THIRD appearance of Jesus).
At the transfiguration, the THREE favored disciples, Peter, James, and John, witness and
converse with THREE personages, Jesus, Moses, and Elijah.
There are THREE sons of Noah: Shem, Ham, and Japet
Saul, converted to Paul, is blind for THREE days.
There are THREE theological virtues: faith, hope, and love.
There are THREE elements to a person: body, soul, and spirit.
There are THREE elements of faith: knowledge, assent, and confidence.
There are THREE evangelical consels: poverty, chastity, and obedience.
There are THREE notable duties: prayer, fasting, and almsgiving.

Dear Don:
WOW!  Boy oh boy, I guess that settles it once and for all!  Man has 33 bones in his left foot and 33 bones in his right foot and 33 vertebras! Wow.  Wait.....wait a minute....33?  And this proves what?  That God is a TRInity?  I thought a 'trinity' was 3?  That would mean that God is ELEVEN TRINITIES, not?  I mean, 3 x 11 = 33, eleven trinities?
But Jesus never said anything about vertebras or bones in His foot. Here is what Jesus really did say, "I and my Father ARE O-N-E" (John 10:30). He didn't say they were "3," or "33."  Did I miss something?
Jesus was 2 years old when He went to Egypt.
For 3 years the fig tree didn't produce fruit.
Lazarus was in the grave 4 days.
There were 5 foolish virgins
Man was created on the 6th day.
There are 7 days in the week.
Baby boys were to be circumcised on the 8th day.
There were 9 cleansed lepers that didn't thank Jesus.
There were 10 virgins in the parable of the bridegroom.
After Judas betrayed Jesus there were only 11 left.
There are 12 tribes of Israel, etc., etc., etc. What does any of this prove?
It proves about as much as 33 bones in our feet prove that God is composed of three separate persons. What a crock!
By the way, the Scripture tell us that there is ONE God.
The number three is found 426 times in Scripture.
The number ONE is found 1497 times in Scripture--maybe there is only "ONE" God?  Maybe we should despense with all such nonsense.
God be with you,
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