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Kat

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Cat lovers will love this
« on: December 01, 2006, 10:43:41 AM »


I found this and thought it was the cutest thing.
I have 3 cats, can't say this has ever happened to me, but I can certainly imagine it  :)

Wrapping Presents with a Cat

1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present.

2. Go to closet and collect bag in which present is contained, and shut door.

3. Open door and remove cat from closet.

4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper.

5. Go back and remove cat from cupboard.

6. Go to drawer, and collect transparent sticky tape, ribbons, scissors, labels, etc. . .

7. Lay out presents and wrapping materials on table, to enable wrapping strategy to be formed.

8. Go back to drawer to get string, remove cat that has been in the drawer since last visit and collect string.

9. Remove present from bag.

10. Remove cat from bag.

11. Open box to check present, remove cat from box, replace present.

12. Lay out paper to enable cutting to size.

13. Try and smooth out paper, realize cat is underneath and remove cat.

14. Cut the paper to size, keeping the cutting line straight.

15. Throw away first sheet as cat chased the scissors, and tore the paper.

16. Cut second sheet of paper to size - by putting cat in the bag the present came in.

17. Place present on paper.

18. Lift up edges of paper to seal in present. Wonder why edges don't reach. Realize cat is between present and paper. Remove cat.

19. Place object on paper, to hold in place while tearing transparent sticky tape.

20. Spend 20 minutes carefully trying to remove transparent sticky tape from cat with pair of nail scissors.

21. Seal paper with sticky tape, making corners as neat as possible.

22. Look for roll of ribbon. Chase cat down hall in order to retrieve ribbon.

23. Try to wrap present with ribbon in a two-directional turn.

24. Re-roll ribbon and remove paper, which is now torn due to cat's enthusiastic ribbon chase.

25. Repeat steps 17-24 until you reach last sheet of paper.

26. Decide to skip steps 17-21 in order to save time and reduce risk of losing last sheet of paper. Retrieve old cardboard box that is the right size for sheet of paper.

27. Put present in box, and tie down with string.

28. Remove string, open box and remove cat.

29. Put all packing materials in bag with present and head for locked room.

30. Once inside lockable room, lock door and start to relay out paper and materials.

31. Remove cat from box, unlock door, put cat outside door, close and relock.

32. Repeat previous step as often as is necessary (until you can hear cat from outside door)

33. Lay out last sheet of paper. (This will be difficult in the small area of the toilet, but do your best)

34. Discover cat has already torn paper. Unlock door go out and hunt through various cupboards, looking for sheet of last year's paper. Remember that you haven't got any left because cat helped with this last year as well.

35. Return to lockable room, lock door, and sit on toilet and try to make torn sheet of paper look presentable.

36. Seal box, wrap with paper and repair by very carefully sealing with sticky tape. Tie up with ribbon and decorate with bows to hide worst areas.

37. Label. Sit back and admire your handiwork, congratulate yourself on completing a difficult job.

38. Unlock door, and go to kitchen to make drink and feed cat.

39. Spend 15 minutes looking for cat until coming to obvious conclusion.

40. Unwrap present, untie box and remove cat.

41. Go to store and buy a gift bag.


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brothertoall

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Re: Cat lovers will love this
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2006, 11:11:35 AM »

Great!!! When our 16 year old cat was much younger it was a real treat trying to wrap presents with the cat around. I can relate.

bobby
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SandyFla

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Re: Cat lovers will love this
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2006, 04:12:15 PM »

Very cute.

Sounds like someone has been spying on my Bethany. (That is her picture at left - the black & white kitty, for those of you who might read this after I change it in the future).  ;)

Actually, she's not really THAT bad, but she does have a way of getting into things and places where she doesn't belong. More than once she's gotten closed in a cupboard or drawer. I didn't know it until she started crying.  :D  What a babe!!!
« Last Edit: December 01, 2006, 04:38:08 PM by SandyFla »
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rrammfcitktturjsp

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Re: Cat lovers will love this
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2006, 10:26:52 PM »

Cat lovers please do not hate me.

  When we would wrap up presents at our relative's house who always had cats.  We would put one of the cats in a revolving chair and give it some hearty spins.  But before this, we would put tape on all the cat's feet.  It was hilarious.  We would at this point enjoy watching the show with popcorn and hot cocoa.  Odd thing, these cats loved it.

  Sincerely,


  Anne C. McGuire
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iris

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Re: Cat lovers will love this
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2006, 07:06:43 AM »

Kat, this is really cute!!!  :D

When my cats see string, ribbon or anything trailing across the floor

their eyes grow real big and then they take off after it.  ;D


Iris
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